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Recognizing the intense bickering that grips the nation, Not The Mueller Report does absolutely nothing to address it. Instead, it tackles the really critically issues important to the future of the country. Walking meetings. Corporate podcasts. People dressing their dogs up for Halloween.
Pulled from the soon to be, possibly, maybe someday, award-winning writings of “The Friday Column,” Not The Mueller Report is, well just that. It’s not the Mueller Report. Instead, it’s a humorous take on little everyday challenges.
Not The Mueller Report features 20 columns all available at the low introductory price of $0.99. No, that’s not a typo. And yes, just 99-cents will get you a few laughs. It’s available in e-book form (paperback version due out shortly) on Amazon, or if you’re reading on any other e-reading device you can click here to buy.
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So, order your copy, or better yet, copies, of Not The Muller Report. And thanks for reading!